 Victoria Style Rules
Before Victoria Beckham came
along, we don't think we'd ever seen miniskirts so mini,
nor sunglasses so well-equipped to keep off the sun.
From slogan T-shirts to St Tropez, we take a look at the
essential fashion rules that Posh seems to live by.
Rule
No.1: Right from the beginning - make sure your
boyfriend's style matches your own.
Rule
No.2: Never underestimate the power of a pair of
enormous sunglasses...
Rule
No.3: ...and/or a slogan T-shirt.
Rule
No.4: Nothing says 'power' like a white trouser
suit and a pair of vertigo-inducing stilettos.
Rule
No.5: Always put your best foot forward.
Literally.
Rule
No.6: Lift and separate. Even if you've only got
spaghetti-thin straps to hold you up there.
Rule
No.7: Always make it very clear who your
favourite designer is.
Rule
No.8: Start the trends. Toledo boots are so
the new Uggs.
Rule
No.9: Confound your critics by proving you can
do understated elegance once in a while...
Rule
No.10: ...but don't be afraid to act like a
glamour model sometimes, either.
Rule
No.11: Short-haired brunettes can be full-length
blondes, too.
Rule
No.12: As well as her matching partner, a girl's
best friend is her baseball cap...
Rule
No.13: ...or failing that, a brightly coloured
fedora.
Rule
No.14: Remember: both your and your child's
clothing can be used to advertise your partner's
business.
Rule
No.15: Learn from your mistakes: sometimes it
pays not to listen to your stylist.
Rule
No.16: When in doubt, flash your pearly whites.
Rule
No.17: If you're going to wear black leather,
make sure someone else is wearing it, too.
Rule
No.18: If, however, you're going to wear red
leather, be prepared to go it alone.
Rule
No.19: The largeness of your glasses should only
be equalled by the largeness of your hair.
Rule
No.20: A St Tropez tan can never be too deep -
and a miniskirt can never be too short. |
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